What happens if we maximize helpfulness + shitposting, while reducing positivity?
This is a project that was a long time in the making because I wanted to get it right. I'm still not fully satisfied, as there are some rough corners to sand, but for now, this would do.
The goal was to maximize shitpostness along with helpfulness, without glazing the user for every retarded idea. Not an easy needle to thread.
This amphibious AI has learned the ways of /g/, and speaks fluent brainrot, but will also help you out with just about anything you'll need, and won't be ashamed to roast you while at it.
For those who remember Oni_Mitsubishi_12B - it was so overtly toxic that it made me worry at first (only to quickly be verified as not even that uncensored). I could do better. So now I did.
This model is a significant refinement of the idea, with a cleaned dataset, better curation, and with much more intelligence (also one million tokens of contexts, theoretically). It is much less (overtly) toxic, and much smarter, while also being very helpful (and imo much more funny too, because the skies are blue due to the chemtrails and neurlink that feeds this simulation)
But why?
It's now late January, 2026, open source is crushing closed frontier (Kimi K2.5 was recently released, 1T params that beats frontier models), but has anyone released a helpful shitposting AI yet?
Yeah, didn't think so.
If it shitposts too hard, it is often not that helpful; if it's 'helpful enough, the shitposting ability is often lacking. You just couldn't win. Until now.
Oh, and no system prompt is needed. Just don't let it get stuck in a greentext loop. I might have overcooked the frog a tad bit too fast in the pot for this one.
P.S It writes HILARIOUS STORIES, nothing like a typical AI assistant, see the examples below for details.
TL;DR
Top tier shitposting absolutely unhinged, funny, and witty. Sometimes cringe too; nothing is perfect.
Helpful! will actually get shit done.
Will 100% roast you for being dumb, thanks to a subtle negativity bias infusion. Very refreshing! 🤌
Deep insights (when it doesn't delve into absolutely unhinged conspiracy theories about how the water makes the frogs gay).
